December 2009
162 posts
THE LAST DAY OF 2009!
THE LAST DAY OF 2009!
HAPPY 2010 - New Year's Resolution
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that was not supposed to never let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it is harder every time. You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when your heart was broken. You will fight with your best friend. You will blame a new love for things an old one did. You will cry because time is...
SKILLZ - THE 2009 RAP UP
" your perception of me is so wrong ... dont worry...
(via beauti-nbrainz)
Girl 1: I really need to stop going to the townhouses
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because everytime I go i cheat on my bf and he told me that he'd leave me if I keep it up
Girl 2: uh! what a prick, he should understand that you're an independent women and sometimes you need to just let loose!
Girl 1: I know! and the other day, I'm pretty sure I saw him give another girl a kiss
Girl 2: Oh My God! what a douchebag! you deserve better than him!
Man A: "Why do you always fucking do that to me!?"
Man B: "You did it to me yesterday !!!"
Man A: "I never fucking touched your ass crack!!!"
[murmurs]
Man A: "I fucking hate it..."
Girl 1: "can you see my vagina in this dress?"
Girl 2: "Nope, looks good. could be shorter.."
-proceeds to life Girl 1's dress-
Girl 2: "why hello panty-less vagina, nice to meet you."
“I’m making my mami proud, now and forever…the day you were born, you...”
– @Neeffresh
girl: I'm going to fail this arabic exam
guy: I would've learned more Arabic if I just watched Aladdin
DRINK MY PAIN AWAY PRODUCED BY @CHASENCASH U GOTTA...
Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can run, jump, and steal!
Guy: Why do I always have so be on the bottom?
Girl: Shut-up bitch, somebody's gotta to it!
Overheard at a Sub Shop
guy: wow that sandwich is too big for you to eat
girl: trust me i can take bigger
Food 4 Thought
whoisprimetime:
“…it’s funny how someone else’s success brings pain”
Ricky has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, “How you doin?” “Ricky says, “Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.” Mick goes upstairs and sees Ricky’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed naked. He says, “Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of...
Man On The Moon-Kid Cudi
tommyoliver:
Man On...
(407): i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Space Jams Frenzy via @djtgif
you camped out for tha #spacejams till 9 this morn #isyouserious #andyou30?? #twiggaplease #showurID #fuckoutmyface #thisniggatrippin
Life
They try to box me in the corner for the longest.
No key, lock me in the corner for the longest.
Like Juelz Santana “I’m Ready” .
I’m ready for the world, ready for success.
Got to live for today because tomorrow I might be laid to rest.
So I just don’t want a piece, I want my whole destiny.
I’m not trying to be “Runnin’” away from life...
People born in November
People born in November=PORNSTAR -Loyal and generous. -Patriotic. -Boy/girls LOVE you. - Enjoys Passionate Sex -Competitive in everything. -Active in games and interactions. -Impatient and hasty. -Ambitious. -Influential in organizations. -Fun to be with. -Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. -Naturally beautiful -Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. -Easily influenced by...
Callin' Out Sick
a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
My Darlin’ Baby - Lil’ Wayne &...
“I’d personally like to thank those of the females that love to lie to...”
– @polobandit
“Life ain’t a fairy tale, it’s a documentary. So I hope they...”
“It took my heart to shatter in a thousand pieces before I’d ever drop my...”
“RIDDLE - What is so delicate that when you speak it’s name it is broken?...”
“Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday...”
“I’M READY TO COMMIT A CASUALTY AND PLEAD INSANITY! FUCKING FINALS BRUH SMH”
– FINALS ; Fxck I Never Actually Learned Shxt — College Students (via mcoff09)
“My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -“I brought you into this world,...”
“I’m from NEW YORK my state of mind is tough luck and hard knocks…...”
Tek Control - Black Ryno (Reggae Flow)
“QUOTE: I play dumb just to see how stupid you are.”